Update: Oh no! The story was false. A Chinese reporter admitted to fabricating this whole story. Remember, xiao pengyoumen, plagiarism is bad!

The economic downturn is affecting everyone! A Chinese businessman needed to “downsize” his collection of mistresses, so he had a contest of sorts between his five mistresses to see who would win. The first one to be eliminated plotted to kill the man and the other women in a car crash. She died, the rest ended up in the hospital, and in the end, everyone left the man (including his wife, who then learned of his affairs).

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/?iref=mpstoryviewdate:

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